Are you a boomer like me and wonder whatever happened to those cool 80s sci-fi clothes that had the funky rings all over? Well, wonder no more! I have labored day and night to make science fiction into reality! For a limited time, you too can now have those cool rings yourself just like in those cheesy 80s movies!
These cool awesome glowing marvels will make you the life of any party, and will definitely get you laid on your next outing! And now, with some new high advanced alien tech, I was able to make them RAINBOW FLAVORED. That's right, you can now be the god RGB gamer you've always wanted, and announce it to the whole world, when you should be hiding your shame.