Carry a friend with you. Everywhere. Unlike your exes, it will actually never leave.
Choose between carrying it in your pocket or in your front pouch.
Please for the love of everything you hold sacred do not nag me about weights or clipping, Penumbra has a model import/export function now. Learn to cook something that isn't rice and pasta. Go out for a walk. Start fishing.
Your new forever friend loves when you go fishing, specially if it gets to keep the fish. It needs to be fed, and it will not eat anything cheaper than a Ruby Dragon. Let me know if it manages to eat a Priest of Yx'Lokwa, for research purposes.
Feel free to donate so I can keep budgeting Ruby Dragons to feed my 8 skinks in a trenchcoat https://ko-fi.com/khanter