You know, I didn't plan this spiral into insanity but... well here we are, with the pink comic sans and all. I saw a cursed meme online one day and it left me with no choice, asking why is a fools question.
Technical details: This is a mount replacer for Argos mount (and other argos things). I frankensteined some existing free assets and done some paintwork. It's wonky because like how the duck do you rig a humanoid snail to a dog skeleton. I don't know but there is the thing.